Undercover Nihilist

A conversation on cool.

16 Apr fatxslut:

Good thing I can experience the lunar eclipse from the comfort of my own bed on the interweb.

fatxslut:

Good thing I can experience the lunar eclipse from the comfort of my own bed on the interweb.

(Source: blowsive)

16 Apr
Rule # 12: Only three types of people tell the truth: kids, drunk people, and anyone who is pissed the fuck off.

Richard Pryor (via bl-ossomed)

(Source: notesfromarmageddon)

16 Apr

tangeluh:

George R. R. Martin is a terrible wedding planner.

14 Apr gwendabond:

adriofthedead:

theonion:

Increasing Number Of Men Pressured To Accept Realistic Standards Of Female Beauty

“It’s not fair to me, and it’s not fair to other men like me,” he continued. “Having to live with society’s expectations that I accept women just the way they are takes an enormous toll.”
this whole article is gold

The Onion kills it yet again.

gwendabond:

adriofthedead:

theonion:

Increasing Number Of Men Pressured To Accept Realistic Standards Of Female Beauty

“It’s not fair to me, and it’s not fair to other men like me,” he continued. “Having to live with society’s expectations that I accept women just the way they are takes an enormous toll.”

this whole article is gold

The Onion kills it yet again.

14 Apr

cutouthertongue:

Come with me, my love
To the sea
The sea of love
I want to tell you
How much I love you

14 Apr

poweredbytheprofane:

the best of hot occupations, side by side.

11 Apr

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11 Apr

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10 Apr

jdeadmonds:

10 Apr

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10 Apr

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10 Apr

'Bout a mile off Old Mill Road 

That spot nobody knows 

We park the truck and we take off running 

Hurry up girl I hear it coming 

Got a moon and a billion stars 

The sound of steel and old boxcars 

The thought of you driving me insane 

Come on baby let’s go listen to the night train 

Yeah, I hope it’s gonna be a long one 

And if we’re lucky it’s moving slow 

Wouldn’t mind if it lasted all night 

Lying next to you on that hillside

(Source: disgracingthebarricade)

10 Apr

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10 Apr

miss-jaxon-flaxon-waxon:

onwardwall:

thegingerbalrog:

my-fandom-life:

dismantlerepaired:

whereismystrawberrytart:

hikingnerd:

timelordpillbug:

follovved:

amerlcanapparel:

when she says she doesn’t send nudes

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when guys objectify women and expect them to send nudesimage

when someone asks you about your nuclear plans for russia

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When Russia sends you nudes

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10 Apr

littleandlikestoread:

scissorsafety:

The adorable moment when that’s his real life boyfriend.

Forever reblog for the cuteness

(Source: bigbangtheory-gifs)